hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

karlos86:

colourmeinkxndness:

 

What do you mean this puppy isn’t wearing socks?

You seem… to have…. a pokémon…

becausedragonage:

freshest-tittymilk:

princealigorna:

And this is why we used to make cars out of STEEL instead of FIBERGLASS! Sure, fiberglass is a lot lighter in weight and hence a hell of a lot better for gas mileage. But you hit anything at more than 20 mph and the entire body explodes off the fucking thing, and now you’re spending more to repair the car than it’s worth because you need a entire front end, read end, or side panel. They can’t just take the damaged section off, beat it out with a hammer, sand it, and repaint it.

Everything is made with the idea of it being easier to replace than to maintain, aka planned obsolescence. Thanks, capitalism

You guys are obscenely, dangerously wrong. 

It’s not planned obsolescence, it’s physics.

Modern cars crumple to absorb and distribute the forces of impact in an accident in an effort to protect the occupants. When cars didn’t have those crumple zones, the occupants, being the soft, squishy things they were, took those forces and were mangled or killed in horrible ways. Also, those older cars took hidden damage that often went unnoticed and made them very dangerous to drive. 

I recently watched a TV show where a small sedan was run over by the trailer of an eighteen-wheeler. Run. Over. They had to unwrap the crumpled ball of a car from the undercarriage of that trailer. Guess what? The driver suffered only minor injuries because the car collapsed in exactly the way it was designed to so that she, in the very strong frame surrounding the passenger compartment, was protected. 

And no, don’t thank capitalism for these modern cars. Thank Ralph Nader and countless other safety activists who worked tirelessly to make car manufacturers accountable for the safety of the people who drove their cars. 

constantlycomic:

createdd:

the-narddog:

ijustlaughalot:

Christmas Playlist

Trans Siberian Orchestra | Carol Of The Bells

I will never understand why this Christmas song goes so hard.

OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP

BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS NOT CAROL OF THE BELLS

IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE/SARAJEVO 12/24 AND IT IS SO MUCH FUCKING MORE THAN CAROL OF THE BELLS.

SO DURING THE BOSNIAN WAR (WHICH WAS THIS NASTY-ASS CONFLICT IN BOSNIA AND HERZGOVINA) THERE WAS THIS BADASS CELLO-PLAYING MOTHERFUCKER NAMED VEDRAN SMAILOVIC.  HE WAS FROM SARAJEVO WAS UPSET ABOUT ALL THE SHIT AND NASTINESS THAT CAME ABOUT THROUGH THIS WAR (THIS WAS FULL-ON BROTHER-KILLING-BROTHER SHIT) THAT HE WENT AROUND TO BOMBED-OUT, BLOWN UP BUILDINGS AND FUNERALS–WHERE HE WAS AT RISK OF FUCKING SNIPER FIRE–AND PLAYING THE CELLO.  THIS GUY WAS SO SET ON PROVIDING ONE TINY SPOT OF BEAUTY IN A SERIOUSLY NASTY WAR HE WAS RISKING BEING FUCKING SHOT OR BLOWN UP.

AND THIS IS THE GUY WHO INSPIRED THIS SONG.

HE’S WHY THERE’S THE CALM CELLO PART AT THE BEGINNING BEFORE EVERYTHING GETS ALL VIOLENT-SOUNDING.  IT’S THEMATIC.

THAT’S WHY THIS CHRISTMAS SONG GOES SO FUCKING HARD.

saintlaurentcalum:

i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.

cuthulluschoir:

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So…. Your banning

FEMALE PRESENTING NIPPLES

But still advertising “massage wands”

This is the funniest thing ever

I can’t stop laughing!!!

sugarchipp:

everybody’s out there talking about moving to different blog sites and shit like that, but no, we should all move to facebook and confuse the shit out of our moms.

vexedmikxyla:

This ban is like my high school dress code, show a little bit of skin and you’re fucking gone.

stephy-supreme:

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Fellas, it’s been an honor

yuuri–on–ice:

Tumblr Population: Fuck you @staff!


Tumblr Staff: Oooo you said fuck. That’s nsfw! *flags your ass*

euphoriaemporiae:

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christopherhunts:

Tumblr community: Ugh, can you delete all these porn bots please?

Tumblr Staff: NO NSFW CONTENT

Tumblr community: No, just get rid of the bo…

Tumblr Staff: *DELETES HALF OF TUMBLR*

insomniac-penguin:

How to make tumblr better

Step 1:

Delete staff

vandelli0n:

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Just saw this on Twitter and I’m dying

mcnogget:

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john has his priorities straight